Robinhood’s Memecoin Strategy is Working and Onchain is Fun Again

Rasmr calls in after binking 100K on the GME memecoin's on-chain short squeeze, and the morning only gets stranger from there: corporate interns shilling a $29M raccoon, Google's $200B CapEx bet dragging the hyperscalers into free fall, Zyn conquering America while Philip Morris sits at all-time hig