Apple's Useless AI, Jensen Saves The Market, Saylor's Worst Decision, The "Ozempic Decade", How To Save Pumpfun - Threadguy: June 9th, 2026

Back from a family graduation to a Friday crash everyone already forgot, the Knicks ticket he fumbled by two minutes, and the case against Saylor's $2 billion Bitcoin sale. Then a pump.fun teardown, Jensen's full Korea pump tour, the WWDC Siri roast, Trump floating AI equity stakes, and the IRL even